“You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re never gonna make it.” “I don’t wanna make it. I just wanna…” Tumblr (3.0; @backofyourmouth)http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/476910a54d69ab9fbc934cc363a7caa2/tumblr_mio0zjVVBD1qd7d0vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vishual.tumblr.com/post/50715710679/this" class="tumblr_blog">vishual</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This</p></blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50767289304http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50767289304Sat, 18 May 2013 18:27:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fde1d8a12464d1d9bf34643111fbdb70/tumblr_mlq9l3Vk0U1qjw43to1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tedonik.tumblr.com/post/50591264461/0rdinarykid-i-forgot-to-cat-decided-to-dog">tedonik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://0rdinarykid.tumblr.com/post/50588329264/i-forgot-to-cat">0rdinarykid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I forgot to cat</p> </blockquote> <p>Decided to dog.</p> </blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50763511283http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50763511283Sat, 18 May 2013 17:32:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e316dcce1a8db0a61016ad0e7d1eb073/tumblr_mly1beZdHr1qalsvho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3335666f68954244a68cfc4c7a8c1517/tumblr_mly1beZdHr1qalsvho2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd267f0469a1421724ecd86a800c36ba/tumblr_mly1beZdHr1qalsvho3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://ensan3asylum.tumblr.com/post/49144580374/echalegalleta-littleoutsider-why-do-we-never" class="tumblr_blog">ensan3asylum</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://echalegalleta.tumblr.com/post/49099379657/littleoutsider-why-do-we-never-talk-about-the">echalegalleta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littleoutsider.tumblr.com/post/49056982671/why-do-we-never-talk-about-the-fact-that-for-the">littleoutsider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A <strong>CAT </strong></span></p> <p><span><strong>mAYOR STUBBS</strong></span></p> <p><span> ”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said </span><span>Lauri Stec</span><span> “He’s honest.” </span></p> <p><span>and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people</span></p> <p><strong><em><span>“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”</span></em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>MAYOR STUBBS FOR PRESIDENT 2016</strong></p></blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50759577451http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50759577451Sat, 18 May 2013 16:37:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b690c6ff49d00114288efb0b5416092d/tumblr_mkqp0fDQi81r5wsr9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50755485437http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50755485437Sat, 18 May 2013 15:41:49 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bonerbabe.tumblr.com/post/50371531951">bonerbabe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Boy moans are so nice.</p> </blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50751487367http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50751487367Sat, 18 May 2013 14:46:32 -0500<p><a href="http://weallhavegunsforhands.tumblr.com/post/50557083935/shutupaubrey-team-i-wore-this-yesterday-but" class="tumblr_blog">weallhavegunsforhands</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shutupaubrey.tumblr.com/post/50453889543/team-i-wore-this-yesterday-but-im-going-to-a">shutupaubrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”</p> </blockquote> <p>I ship with this team.</p></blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50747553626http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50747553626Sat, 18 May 2013 13:51:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/804912221bd4298072e9932d27ea1824/tumblr_mle52jMLAN1qh3knbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50743687953http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50743687953Sat, 18 May 2013 12:55:48 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigrnac.tumblr.com/post/39616516269/everyone-has-their-off-days-i-tell-myself-15">bigrnac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row</p> </blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50739767776http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50739767776Sat, 18 May 2013 12:00:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74777d33bc304dd3bcdc3aa50ef74025/tumblr_mmchzeBVez1rgwm07o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50735945090http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50735945090Sat, 18 May 2013 11:05:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ef642acbc5d4086e4d9abaaeb8b07d1/tumblr_mm2nscuoLt1s1oegho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50732242867http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50732242867Sat, 18 May 2013 10:09:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5112a0da6a3f9fff7fe1fd267f88297/tumblr_ml3ky6Pdd41qgsmduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chubby-bunnies.tumblr.com/post/48394747998/hey-im-melissa-21-size-18-canada-my-friend">chubby-bunnies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey!! I’m Melissa, 21 size 18, Canada.</p> <p>My friend took this picture of me. I usually hate full body pictures but this one is just amazing! I look proud, fierce, sexy and goddamn beautiful!</p> <p>Love you all bunnies <3</p> </blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50728864226http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50728864226Sat, 18 May 2013 09:14:15 -0500<blockquote> <p><span>have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again</span></p> </blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50725888484http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50725888484Sat, 18 May 2013 08:18:58 -0500<blockquote> <p>people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone</p> </blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50723386855http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50723386855Sat, 18 May 2013 07:23:21 -0500“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.”<br/><br/> - <em>Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via <a href="http://drapetomania.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">drapetomania</a>)</em>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50721305871http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50721305871Sat, 18 May 2013 06:28:11 -0500<blockquote> <p><span>woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now</span></p> </blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50719520161http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50719520161Sat, 18 May 2013 05:32:42 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angrynerdyblogger.tumblr.com/post/50112531584/do-you-ever-just-what-the-fuck-is-the-point-so">angrynerdyblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup</p> </blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50717848835http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50717848835Sat, 18 May 2013 04:37:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ee693af52fde6e92cb6b39fb014a650/tumblr_mm3cdq8RNq1rpu8e5o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50716211083http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50716211083Sat, 18 May 2013 03:41:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92o05ec8U1rpdeg0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92o05ec8U1rpdeg0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedreadpiratejames.tumblr.com/post/50460468720/david-tennants-little-fangirl-this-might-be">thedreadpiratejames</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://david-tennants-little-fangirl.tumblr.com/post/37438402416">david-tennants-little-fangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meosml9MWw1r9ixyz.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>this might be my favorite post ever</p> </blockquote>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50714517657http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50714517657Sat, 18 May 2013 02:46:37 -0500<p>To that reply. It&#8217;s my blog, so too bad if you didn&#8217;t want to know.</p>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50713436962http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50713436962Sat, 18 May 2013 02:13:35 -0500<p>Someone should snapchat me: whoaitsaraoh </p> <p>I&#8217;m pretty bored right now</p>http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50713378692http://backofyourmouth.tumblr.com/post/50713378692Sat, 18 May 2013 02:11:40 -0500